Throwing Romas at Helen of Troy.

That stealthy little bug...he knows how to hide.

First it was chicken. Then came the eggs. Up next? Spinach. Poor Popeye. And don't deign to undercook Porky. He's got it too.

What about... hey---surely cereal is safe? Think again, your childhood favorite (NOT!), Malt 'O Meal can claim it's caused it.

Today raw tomatoes have been tossed into the fray. Can someone please tell Helen to keep her wooden nag out of the tomato vines? He's pooping on my palate. Craprese anyone?

Sneaky, sneaky Salmonella. Good stuff, Maynard.