Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Stop means "Stop", Dumbass.

The law requires you to stop at the corner by my house. The law will not change even if you crash into the sign and it bends to your car's will-- rendering it a cool sign to have next to a kegerator in a basement over Aunt Flora's brown velour couch--the designated "manplace" of the guy who steals it.

Moreover---after you lost your bumper and fled the scene--it probably wasn't a good idea to come back for it.

I love a good police chase at midnight.I guess it's hard to "stop" when you're a tweaker.

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