- Place sticker that says "Great Job!" upside-down on forehead.
- Do not remove or forfeit said superpowers.
- Do not remove necklace. It was a gift from the very generous heart of internationally-reknowned superfriend Chebbles. Note: wearing this multicolored adornment bandolier-style a la "Annie Get Your Gun" makes you a real bad-ass.
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