Monday, September 22, 2008

No,it can't be...

But it is. Surprise of all surprises the strange rhythmn of a tractor pull in heaven is in actuality Whoozyerdaddy snoring UPSTAIRS. I have yet to confirm that he's in a liplock with the floor but I can claim with confidence that this is not the first time he is asleep on it ; it's happening again and---in a possible honing of his sleep skill-set could be advancing to stomach-on-hardwood sleeping. A remarkable accomplishment and one which we should take a moment to honor in amazed reverance and (my) fear. For it is an awesome sound and most people would believe that my place as his wife is next to him in bed. Not always. Not tonight. And not even on the same floor, my friends. It's sad, but neccessary for my health, sanity and overall effectiveness as a human being.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Are you guys still sleeping in separate bedrooms?

Mrs. Whoozyer said...

OK--sure, Mr/Ms Anonymous, I'll answer your question. Yes, for now--until I wean the baby. Like I need 2 kids and a snoring husband waking me up ALL NIGHT LONG...

I've been taking a class and Whoozyerbaby decided to punnish me last night by staying up and having a PARTY. Lucky Whoozyerhusband can sleep the whole night through without interruption. If I could have that I would sleep in a tree or under a log--or in a bush--or whereever.

Mrs. Whoozyer said...

punish,I mean... too tired to spell...

DoulaDee said...

:-) I love the way you write.

├╝berburber said...

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