Thursday, September 18, 2008

Good Complaint.

I'm hungry. So hungry. But guess why I can't go downstairs to eat?

My pregnant housecleaner is scouring my kitchen. On her hands and knees. I should feel guilty, very, very guilty. But she cleaned before letting the little darling take over her tiny body and doctors say if you exercised before your pregnancy you can keep on truckin' all throughout gestation.

I think I'll give her some lotion to assuage the guilt. Nice cooling leg lotion. That's what I'll do... See, I'm not such a bad, lazy /employer/lady of the house after all. Right? But I'm still hungry.

3 comments:

Shaken Mama said...

Dude, you're helping to keep that future little tyke in diapers. Don't feel guilty!

Unless you're paying under the table.

DoulaDee said...

I agree with Shaken Mama, no reason to feel guilty at ALL. Enjoy...

├╝berburber said...

I totally feel your pain. There's no WAY I could tiptoe by a pregnant woman cleaning my floors and grab my self a snack. Unless, of course, I shared it with her! yeah, I'm the one who would tell the housecleaner (if I still HAD one!) to sit down and kick up her feet for a spell.