Tuesday, August 26, 2008

What were they thinking? Part I

Somebody had too much downtime or maybe not enough when they thought of this mask--perfect for the baby who is on death row digesting his or her last smooshed sweet potatoes and a perfect pull from a big Mother of a keg. Sheesh. Poor, posh babies...

What kind of Mother intends for her darling Baby to emulate a cartoon corpse with X's for eyes while asleep AND a four-eyed monster when awake?




I don't know any baby that enjoys wearing a hat--let alone one that is pulled over his sweet little sleepy peepers. And imagine the future horror of a baby book perusal with a significant other. "Honey, I can prove, without a doubt that my mother is clinically INSANE. Look at what she made me wear. The "crazy" gene is in my blood. Say you still want to marry me, Lovemuffin. We can adopt..."

The scariest thing is---this atrocity sold out today on http://www.babysteals.com/ .

4 comments:

kristina said...

i think it's adorable... what do you think that says about me?

DoulaDee said...

I think it's cute, but kinda creepy myself...but my real aversion is the possibility of the thing slipping down over their little noses...

Kinks said...

I think it's adorable too. I was sad that they were sold out. DoulaDee, they are organic cotton and completely breathable, even if it should happen to slip over their nose (although the adjustable topknot should prevent that.) No, I'm not from the company lol.

Mrs. Whoozyer said...

Just goes to show---the people I attract are sick (like me) LOL.