Monday, December 29, 2008

Merry Effing Christmas from the Whoozyers!

What did Whoozyermama get for Christmas? Cuz she's been good, oh-so-good, dontcha know?
Surely not tufts of pure, cold clean snow?

Big crusty eye boogies and trails of yellow snot
fleeing the young nose of her perfect little tot.

A visit to Kaiser and amoxicillin where her sweet little baby was confirmed to be illin'.

And who over yonder makes the ground swell? None other than our own little Jezebel.

Oh yes and just when it couldn't get any better, the illness, it got her and vetted to bed her.

"But why Whoozyermama are you in such a snit?"

T'was the flu that got me and not that Brad Pitt.


Aunt Bonnie said...

Wow! I didn't know you were a poet! Sorry that everyone is sick. Did you get a flu shot? Hmmm....guess not! Me, either. Don't believe in them.

Mrs. Whoozyer said...

Nope--no flu shot but I'll ask the Dr. for one. It wouldn't hurt, right?

The one I'm looking for is the rotavirus vaccine. That's the WORST!

Shaken Mama said...

That just blows, my friend!

Anonymous said...

We had the same xmas...such joy! ours was very similar to the blueberry pie scene in Stand By knarly! I am on day three of cleaning and I think I finally got it all.