I give up. It's not worth it. I figure letting Whoozyerkid wear whatever the heck she wants is the perfect pre-emptive defense againt facial piercings, tattoos and purple mohawks.
Good thing Mr. Blackwell is no longer with us...
Between Whoozyerkids, Whoozyerdaddy, Wheresmyhouse and pounds of flesh, watch me get siphoned like a gas tank without a lock...